Car Names (Courtesy of my sister D'Ann) AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention BMW : Brings Me Women but Broke My Wallet FIAT : Failed Italian Automotive Technology FORD : Fix Or Repair Daily HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable and Inexpensive SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything ~~~~~~~~~~ (And from my brother Gerry) Eight-year-old Susie came home from school and informed her mother that today in class they had learned how to make babies. The mother, rather shaken by the development, called the teacher to complain. After listening to the mother for a few minutes, the teacher responded, "Did you ask her to explain how it's done?" "No," said the mother. "Then ask her and call me back," replied the teacher. "So how DO you make babies?" the mother asked her daughter. Susie responded, "You drop the 'y' and add 'ies' ".

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