背景音樂:  周杰倫 - 藉口   

男人很難取悅!!

Men Are Hard To Pleased

男人很難取悅!!

The problems with GUYS:

男人的問題是：

If U TREAT him nicely, he says U are IN LOVE with him;

如果妳對他好，他說妳愛上他了．

If U Don't, he says U are PROUD.

對他不好，他說妳驕傲．

If U DRESS Nicely, he says U are trying to LURE him;

如果妳穿得很漂亮，他說你企圖誘惑他．

If U Don't, he says U are from KAMPONG.

如果不，他說妳是鄉下來的

If U ARGUE with him, he says U are STUBBORN;

如果跟他理論，他說妳固執

If U keep QUIET, he says U have no BRAINS.

如果妳沈默，他說妳沒大腦！

If U are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

如果妳比他聰明，他沒面子

If he's Smarter than U, he is GREAT.

如果他比你聰明，他很棒！

If U don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS U;

如果妳不愛他，他想擁有妳

If U Love him, he will try to LEAVE U.(very true huh?)

如果妳愛他，他試著離開妳．

If U tell him your PROBLEM, he says U are TROUBLE SOME;

如果妳告訴他妳的問題，他說妳麻煩

If U don't, he says that U don't TRUST him.

如果不，他說妳不信任他

If U SCOLD him, U are like a NANNY to him;

如果妳罵他，妳好像他奶媽

If he SCOLDS U, it is because he CARES for U.

如果他罵妳，是表示他“關心”妳

If U BREAK your PROMISE, U Cannot be TRUSTED;

如果妳沒有守承諾，妳是不可信的人

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

如果他不守承諾，他是不得以的

If U SMOKE, U are BAD girl;

如果妳吸煙，妳是壞女人

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.

如果他吸煙，他是紳士

If U do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

如果妳考試成績好，他說是運氣

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

如果他考得好，他說是實力！

If U HURT him, U are CRUEL;

如果妳傷害他，表示妳很殘忍

If he HURTS U, U are too SENSITIVE!!

如果他傷害妳，表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅！

If U send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......

如果你寄這封信給男生，他們會發誓以上是不正確的．．