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Whee! So this is me. How do people introduce themselves?

LITTLE PARROT SITTING ON RIGHT SHOULDER: Psst! They say hi and their name.

Hi! My name's Rayner.

LITTLE PARROT SITTING ON RIGHT SHOULDER: Psst! They might describe their mood.

I'm feeling extremely bored.

LITTLE PARROT SITTING ON RIGHT SHOULDER: So, why're you feeling that way?

It's the holidays.

LITTLE PARROT SITTING ON RIGHT SHOULDER: Okay, then. Let's move on.

Great

LITTLE PARROT SITTING ON RIGHT SHOULDER: Tell us what you do.

I... create websites. Study. Write. Write music. Listen to music. Mostly classical.

I'm getting bored of the format this introduction's taking. *smashes little parrot* Animal rights can go and stand on its head in that corner over there. Well, I listen to classical music and hardly anything else. Oh yes and BBC comedy shows. The BBC is the best broadcaster in the world.

Except the World Service. The BBC World Service has too much documentary and too little of anything else. And yeah, Just a Minute used to air at 1 am here.

Yes where was I? I listen to classical music. Bach, some Haydn (but never Mozart), Granados and Rodrigo for the Spanish, Poulenc, Milhaud and Satie for the French contemporary people, Elgar, Walton and Britten for English contemporary, Debussy and Ravel, Stravinsky, Respighi (Pines of Rome, Fountains of Rome, Roman Festivals), a bit of Mendelssohn, Leonard Bernstein and Henry Litolff. Yeah those are the major ones.

You must be as sick and tired of reading about me as I am writing about me. If you want to navigate away, use the links on the left. Yay.