一個完美的男人 VS
一個完美的女人
A Perfect Man and A Perfect
Woman
一個完美的男人和一個完美的女人
Once upon a time, a perfect man
and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they
had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of
course, perfect.
很久以前，一個完美的男人和一個完美的女人相遇。
完美地戀愛過後，他們有了一個完美的婚禮。
他們在一起的日子，想當然矣，完美的。
One snowy, stormy Christmas
Eve,
this perfect couple was driving
their perfect car
along a winding road, when they
noticed someone
at the side of the road in
distress.
一個暴風雪的聖誕前夕，
這對完美的夫婦沿著一條吹著狂風的道路駕著他們完美的車。
他們在路旁發現一個苦惱的人。
Being the perfect couple, they
stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a
huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any
children on the eve of Christmas,
the perfect couple loaded Santa
and his toys into their perfect vehicle.
作為一對完美的夫婦，他們停車伸出援手。
原來那是帶著一大袋玩具的聖誕老人。
為了不讓孩子們在聖誕前夕失望，
這對完美的夫婦用他們完美的車載聖誕老人和他的玩具。
Soon they were driving along
delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving
conditions deteriorated.
The perfect couple and Santa
Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the
accident.
然後他們駕著車就去派禮物。
很不幸，由於周遭環境實在太惡劣了，
這對完美的夫婦和聖誕老人出了意外，
只有其中一人活下來。
Question: Who was the survivor?
問題 :
誰是活下來的人?
Answer: 答案
The perfect woman survived.
She's the only one who really
existed in the first place.
Everyone knows there is no
Santa Claus and
there is no such thing as
perfect man.
那個完美的女人活下來了。
從故事一開始，她就是唯一存在的人。
誰都知道世上根本沒聖誕老人，
更沒有完美的男人。
* Women stop reading here, that
is the end of the joke.
*女人請不要再看下去，這個笑話到此為止。
**** Men keep scrolling. ****
****男人請繼續往下看 ****
So, if there is no perfect man
and no Santa Claus,
the woman must have been
driving.
This explains why there was a
car accident.
所以說，如果完美的男人和聖誕老人根本不存在，
那麼司機就一定是女人了。
這也解釋到為甚麼會有車禍了。
**** Men keep scrolling ****
****男人請繼續往下看 ****
By the way, if you're a woman
and you're still reading,
this illustrates another point:
順帶一提，如果你是一個女人，
而你正在看這裡，這證明了另一點
.. W o m e n n e v e r l
i s t e n
……………
………..
女 人 永 遠 不 會 聆 聽 ………^_^
